"They might look like a couple of skinny nancy boys but give them a couple pints of lager and they can do some property damage" (About an "electrified razor wire cage of death" match between Jay Leno and David Letterman)
"Electrified barbed wire and human flesh just don't mix." (During a match of Bruce Willis/Demi Moore v. Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman where all four stars are on top of each other in the ring)
"I've seen four car pileups but never four star ones." "When you hear the glass it's Vince's ASS!!!!!" Another Austin classic "Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me! Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your ass to church!!" A great Austin quote
"Can you speak up? I cant hear a damn word youre saying cause you've got 18,000 people calling you a asshole." Stone cold to McMahon at Judgement Day after being fired
"If I have to fight both Undertaker and Kane at Breakdown I won't be bringing Austin 3:16 you can damn well bet I'll be bringing Austin 6-6-6. And that's the damnedest bottom line I ever bottom-lined!!!" Austin talking trash 1 week before IYH Breakdown
"You said it would be "McMahon 3:16 says: I've got the brass to fire your ass"...well, it looks more like "McMahon 3:16 says I just pissed my pants!" Austin to McMahon after he scared McMahon enough to lose control of his "bodily Functions
"If you want me to pop out Vince's eyes give me a HELL YEAH" Stone Cold to Vince McMahon on Raw is War on October 19th
"You gotta figure I weigh 240-250 pounds...When you get dropped on your head...Well that just ain't worth a damn." Said to Jim Ross in a interview after Summer Slam "1997
Everybody` s calling you baddest man on the planet , but right now you got your beedy little eyes locked on eyes of THE World's toughest son of a bitch!" Austin to Mike Tyson before Wrestlemania 14
" It's always easy to be a smartass when you got a microphone in your hand. Hell son, you're halfway across the building or I'd open a can of whoopass on you right here on the Billboard Music Awards! I know you people are looking up here, saying: "Hell, he looks like the toughest SOB on the planet!" Well, guess what, basically you hit the nail right on the head, because you gotta be one tough SOB to exist in the world of sports entertainment. When I get home, off the road, and out of the ring, I like to drink a little beer, drive my pickup truck, and do some huntin', but my favorite form a relaxation is to listen to country music. So, I'm real proud to introduce the four finalists of country's artist of the year." Austin presenting an award at the Billboard Music Awards 1998
"The first thing I want you to do Vince, is shut your stinkin hole. Last night the entire world saw me whip Bret Hart's ass with his own world famous sharpshooter! The only problem is the rest of the Hart Foundation showed up to save his candy ass. You have thirty seconds Bret. Thirty seconds to get out here. Don't worry about puttin on your little black and pink tights because they look like crap anyway!" Austin talking trash about Bret Hart
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