"A submission match,is not my kinda match. Do I know a whole lot of wrestling holds,HELL N"OO I DONT!!!But I will beat your ass till u do say I quit.You sit there,every week you get on tv, saying ya been screwd. Well let me tell ya this son. I aint bringing a condom to the ring, I'M BRINGING A HELL OF A CAN OF WHOOP ASS!!!!" Stone colds comment on the submission match againts Bret Hart.

"Well I'll tell you what, Owen Hart last night, Calgery Stampede, 1 2 3, Stone Cold Steve Austin's looking up at the lights!! I'll tell you this and I want this put in the contract...don't flinch I aint gonna hit ya...I want this put in the contract. Bret Hart says if he gets beat, he won't wrestle in the United States again...BIG DEAL!!! If I can not beat Owen Hart at Summerslam, after the match when he pins me 1 2 3, if that happens, he can role down his trunks, pull down his little panties, bend over and I'll kiss him right on his ass RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WORLD!!!! Put that in the Contract!! THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, I'LL KISS HIS ASS IF I CAN'T KICK IT AND THATS THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE!!!!!" Steve Austin says to Vince McMahon on his match with Owen Hart at SummerSlam, the day after the Calgery Stampede on Raw

"It's not a race thing...it's not a COLOR thing...it's a me kicking your ass thing, and that's just what I'm gonna do!" Austin to Faarooq

"You see...the old Steve Austin would've told you to take that camera and shove it up your ass...but the new, improved Austin is gonna tell you to take as many pictures as you can...because this is the first...AND LAST...time you will ever...EVER....see Stone Cold Steve Austin in a freaking suit!!!" Austin to McMahon when Austin was "reformed"

"I'm fixin to come up there... and put this foot... IN YOUR A$$!!!!" Again a Austin classic to McMahon

"I outta knock your damn lights out for wearing those stupid shoes!" Before the Austin-Kane rematch for the WWF title, ".....Your sixty minutes is up,but the reign of violence of Steve Austin is set and the World Wrestling Federation will continue,and I cant be stopped cause there ain't nobody here that can stop me,and that the bottom line....WHY?.......Because Stone Cold said so!!!..." Steve Austins' words at the end of "Stone Cold said so video

"I appreciate the fact that you support the fight Austin vs. Tyson, I appreciate the fact that you're out here to promote that because Stone Cold Steve Austin can damn well beat the living crap out of Mike Tyson." Austin tells Shawn Michaels the facts of life before Wrestlemania XIV

"Your limo driver's knocked out and you got four flat tires!" The night he challenged McMahon to a match on Raw.

His promo for MTV's "Celebrity Deathmatch: DeathBowl '98" "If you all are gonna be watching football on Super Sunday gimme a hell yeah" (Crowd: "Hell yeah!") "If you all think halftime shows suck, gimme a hell yeah" (Crowd: "Hell yeah") "You turn the dial on your TV to MTV for 'Celebrity Deathmatch: Deathbowl '98" (SCSA mentions the matches) "Open up your own can of whoop-ass. And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold Said So!"


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